Speaking of Wunnerful!! Re: So....

On Jul 1, 1:26 am, LT <LeonardT2...@xxxxxxxxx> wrote:
After all the Boll-y-hooing BS, "BRMOOOOO®' is (as its founder-and-
chiefie 'ljo' claims to be) quite deceased - @ least for all intents
and purposes.

And RMO?  Just as it's been, replete with the 'departees' (who never
left!)! :)))

Ainit wunnerful??>

PS:
And speaking of wunnerful, I'd like to remind everybody of the picture
of my terlet
that I posted here a few days ago? In case you've been wondering how
it got that way here's the deal:

Every the morning I shove a huge dildo up
my ass and eat myself silly while I post all day long. I eat and drink
and
post and post and eat and drink and post and post. I don't go to the
crapper
all day or all evening. There comes a point where it's no longer safe
to remove
the plug manually(that would be "Suicide by Dildo") so you have to
wait for
the forces of nature to do it for you; it's the only safe way -
messy?
Yes, of course- but safe. I'll explain:

Around about midnight there is a ferocious battle of opposing forces
going on amongst my posting compulsion, my overstressed innards and my
exhausted ***.
Sometimes I make it to the crapper and sometimes I don't. But even
when I make it, there ain't no way I'm gonna sit on that filthy seat,
so I stand in the doorway facing outwards then bend over and try to
look back through my thighs to try to take aim at the toilet seat,
but
when you're as obese as me there ain't no way you're gonna see that
seat anyhow, so I just take an educated guess and let it fly. That
dildo flies out of my *** like a speeding bullet followed closely by
my former snacks, hotdogs, pierogies, blintzes, watermelon, Big Macs,
pizza supremo, minestrone, cheese omelet Alfredo, and leftover duck
L'Orange, et
cetera. (And speaking of "duck", that's a major element of my
strategy. If I don't duck I get faced when the projectiles rebound of
the the opposite wall). Even ducking doesn't help all that much
because of the wide spray pattern flying back at me which often has
so
much carry that it hits the keyboard and monitor of my WebTv in the
next room. And it always gets in my hair. Talk about a mess. (And
don't even ask where I take a shower. Sometimes I think about giving
that toilet a good cleaning, but I just can't give up that much
posting time.
Best
Leonardo < Credit where doodoo> Tillman



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