Re: Opera poetry: pass the sick bucket....

Totally brilliant!!


"Steve Silverman" <ssilverm@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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"Mrs T xx" <mrs.terfel@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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Come on.....I'm still waiting for someone on RMO to compose a poem that
is in even worst bad taste than this one. Surely with the talent we
have on here we can rise to the occasion?


Now funny you should mention it. I found this little billet doux on the
pavement outside your front door earlier today.

Andrea, you're simply divine.
Oh how I do wish you were mine.
Your gorgeous vibrato
(though like a castrato)
It renders me forthwith supine.

The thought of your beard on my breast.
My ears by your high notes caressed.
Oh how, with corraggio,
I'd stroke your passaggio,
and clasp your white stick to my chest.

The sound of your voice makes me heady
My body is willing and ready.
I'm oh, so defenseless.
So roger me senseless
while singing an aria by Verdi

Now I have a plan that can't fail.
I know that my charms will prevail
if I get "Bocelli
eclipses Corelli"
tattooed on my buttocks in braille.

And if by some chance I should win,
to my feminine guile you give in,
just carry on thrusting
and there'll be no lusting
for Thomas, Dmitri or Bryn.

Steve Silverman



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