Re: joke

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On Apr 25, 8:15 pm, Dave <kaa...@xxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
St. Peter meets a group of the recently deceased at the fabled Pearly
Gate. He asks the first man, "And what did you do on Earth?"

"I was an infamous lawyer," he responds. "I got clients like
O.J. Simpson off, even though he was obviously guilty as sin."

"Oh, yes, we know who you are; and don't worry, we'll take
care of him when the time comes. Now -- when you pass through the
Gate, turn left down the Golden Road and head for the tallest building
you see in the City of God. Your Penthouse awaits you. Here is your
Golden Key."

The next entrant steps forward and Peter asks him the same
question to which he answers proudly, "I was the right-hand man to the
President of the United States. I made sure he was elected and
protected him from damaging criticism throughout his entire term of
office."

"Ah, yes! We know who you are, too! Enter the Kingdom of
Heaven and take the path to the far right which will lead you to your
own private gated compound where you will dwell in eternal comfort
until the end of days. Here is your personal platinum keycard."

The next applicant shuffled forward and St. Pete once again
posed the by-now familiar query, to which the man responded,

"In my Earthly manifestation, I was a celebrated and beloved
jazz musician."

"Ah, so," responded St. Peter, thoughtfully. "OK. You go
through the kitchen..."

.

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