Ping Sorell

I vowed to stay 39 until I got my senior discount which happened
unexpectedly when I was 52.

I used to put my age as 39 and put down my real birth date. When I
got bi-focals the optometrist said, "You're pretty young for bi-
focals, I said, check my birthdate. He got the joke."

I'm currently holding at 57 until I'm 69 with the option to be 66 when
the time comes.
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