Re: Rude Australian joke

Dar wrote:
On Feb 28, 10:25 pm, Stephen Calder <cald...@xxxxxxxxx> wrote:
Zeke Skarland wrote:
On Feb 28, 12:50 pm, Mike Brown <rocko...@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
Two true Aussie females walk into a Myers store, walk up to the perfume
counter and pick up a sample bottle. Shazza sprays it on her wrist and
smells it:
"That's quite noice, innit, don't ya fink Cheryl?"
"Yeah, what's it called?"
"Viens a moi."
"VIENS A MOI, what the fark does that mean?"
At this stage the assistant offers some help. "Viens a moi, ladies, is
French for "come to me".
Shazza takes another sniff and offers her arm to Cheryl, saying, "That
doesn't smell like come to me, does that smell like come to you, Cheryl?"
Good 'un. It made me think about my favorite Aussie joke which ends
in the punchline: eats roots shoots and leaves.
I think the joke is something about what do a koala and an aussie guy
have in common?
Well you have to know that in Oz english root=US screw.

then the punchline makes sense: eats roots and leaves.

--
Stephen
Ballina, Australia- Hide quoted text -

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There's a book , 'Eats (,) Shoots & Leaves ' ...

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As far as I'm concerned that title has just lost it.



--
Stephen
Ballina, Australia
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