Re: Let's start a feud, have gunfights, to increase acoustic guitar audiences

Well, ATTITUDE is the main part of the rapper's shtick. You don't have to
make good music if you demonstrate enough attitude. So if you have two bad
performers, both with plenty of attitude, I guess guns are a logical next
step. ;>)

Now Jonny and Tom both have plenty of attitude, but you might have to tone
down the quality of your performing. Hey - it might work! ;>)

Dave Hajicek


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"El Kabong" <medii45434@xxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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Today's news:

2 rappers arrested in separate incidents

NEW YORK - Ja Rule and Lil Wayne have been arrested and charged with
criminal possession of a weapon in separate incidents, police said.
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I read a news report about a gun battle between "rival east and west
coast music factions." .... WTF? Music factions??!!

If a few acoustic guitarists were to be arrested for shootouts, it would
increase our audience, and get more of us signed to lucrative recording
contracts. I'll volunteer, it wouldn't be difficult for me to find
someone
here to feud with! I happen to be a good shot, I suspect there are many
acoustic players who own guns and know how to use them. We'll make sure
we
don't actually hit each other during the shootouts. We'll get it all on
video, post it on youtube.

We can all donate money to a fund for bail and legal fees, to help out
the
ones who get arrested. Songs will be written in their honor,
their families supported if they do any jail time.

What do you think? The crazy thing is, it would probably work
very well for promo.


Johnny Asia


Just don't let any instruments take friendly fire.

--
Tom from Texas
(The Tom Risner Fund for Deserving North Texas Guitarplayers is not liable
for any slander, hurt feelings, pointless moaning, or achy-breaky
heartache any
post under this name should cause. Yall want some easy cash or
sympathy...
ya can kiss my grits!! )




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