Re: Finally! I Get tA Hand Made Guitar!



On Mon, 15 May 2006 15:05:59 -0500, Ken Cashion <kcashion@xxxxxxxxxxx>
brewed up the following, and served it to the group:

On 15 May 2006 11:51:43 -0700, "Norman Draper"
<normandraper@xxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:


Ken Cashion wrote:
I know you guys would like to know this and will be happy for me.

I will come into some money soon and will order two or three
Kinscherffs (because he is nice), and maybe three Wingerts (because
she is pretty).

I might get a few others. I will tell you where this money will come
from. I have just sent all my bank account information to Dr. Malvis
Sababwi, a horribly abused ex minister of Liberia. He will send my
bank account $55 million...I get to keep 30%! Man! Am I lucky, or
what?

So finally, I will have hand-made guitars. I might get 20 or 30
Maccaferri G40s, as well.

I am happy. My wife is happy. My little dog, Bonnie, is happy.

See, good things do happen to good people!

Now, I will find out who my real friends are here.

Ken, who is so fortunate.

Ken,

I hate to rain on your parade, but..... Dr. Sababwi sent me the same
letter. When all the dust settled, my end of the settlement barely
came to 20%. A nice chunk of change, but well below the promised 30%.

I only hope you see more cash than I did. The IRS will see none of
it....

I've invested it all in something that will result in REAL money.....


Norman (I've Cornered The Market On Pre-War Frami) Draper

Twenty-percent will be worth it. That Chandler guy sounds like he
doesn't believe it. Well, just wait until he sees my new, blue
12-string Guild...or the white one...the red one will be pretty, too.

Ken

Ken, I'll be first in line to toast your good fortune. (Assuming
you're buying the beer, of course.)
--------
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