Re: OT and Long: On Making it thru Parenthood

I don't expect the boys will live long enough to collect retirement the way
they party!!! I thought I had lost em the last time they went up to Upstate
New York and some assless wonder let em play with his welding equipment.
Spike's beard and hair still smell like burnt skunk.

One good thing about the boys and their parties. I get some return on
recycling the empties. Bail money can be a bitch though.

--
Tom from Texas
(The Tom Risner Fund for Deserving North Texas Guitarplayers takes no
responsibility for any hurt feelings, damage to equipment or pets due to
spewed beverages, or the opinions expressed in posts. And if yall don't
like it ye can kiss my grits.)
"Lawrence Lucier" <llucier@xxxxxxx> wrote in message
news:kWrFe.45594$s54.15421@xxxxxxxxxxx
> Tom from Texas wrote:
>> I'm a bit late getting in on this but I distinctly remember the hell I
>> put my parents through when a teenager and having parties at the house in
>> their absence. My friends and I were damned lucky not to have been
>> arrested and not gotten anybody hurt... other than the heart pain of
>> young love breakups.
>>
>> BTW, Arlene, I've got a daughter 22 years old and another 17 years old.
>> Wanna talk dowry and double marriages? Think they can support us and our
>> taste in instruments in our later year?
>>
>
>
> Are you forgetting something, Tom? What about also including retirement
> packages for the "boys"......after all they have provided you with years
> of faithful service.
>
> Hmmmm.....after second thoughts and seeing as how you are now back,
> methinks ya had better check your beer supply and the Fund level, as there
> was some mumbling going on about the boys throwing a party or two while
> you were away.
>
>


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