OT : RMIM 22.

An excerpt from proposed book called RMIM 22.

(Resemblance to any persons or characters in real life is a mere
coincident.)

First: What is the depth of Lake Titiaka.

Second: Go look it up in the third volume of the Geography kosh that
you always claimed you had.

First: No you tell me. You always claimed to be an authority on trivia.

Second: That means you do not have the book. Gotcha.

First: That means you don't know the answer. Gotcha. First admit that
you don't know the answer and then I will tell you whether I have the
book or not.

Second: Anyway the book that you claim you have, but I suspect that you
do not have, was given to you by our common friend I think.

First: So what are you saying? Do I have the book or do I not have the
book?

Second: Err...... The book that you do not have is definitely something
that you should refer before asking such stupid questions.

Crowd: Please, please tell us the answer.

First: What kind of answer do you want? Straight, canonical,
empirical, experimental, hypothetical, real, virtual, generic, extra
large, decaffeinated or Turbo?

Second: I do not understand these terms. Give me the answer.

First: First answer my question.

Second: What question is that?

First: What kind of answer you want.

Second: But I asked the question first, damn it!

First: Therefore I should have the first answer.

Goes on till page 500......................

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regards,

Sunil

p.s. This book is likely to be on quite a few LISTS.

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