Re: (NDC) WMI News Report

Julia wrote:
A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy
International Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in
possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide rule and a
calculator.

At a morning press conference, Attorney General Alberto Gonzalez said he
believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-gebra movement. He
did not identify the man, who was arrested and charged by the FBI with
carrying weapons of math instruction.

"Al-gebra is a problem for us," Gonzalez said. "They desire solutions by
means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in a search of
absolute value. They use secret code names like 'x' and 'y' and refer to
themselves as 'unknowns', but we have determined they belong to a
common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every
country.

As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, 'There are 3 sides to
every triangle'." When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush
said, "If God had
wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, He would have
given us more fingers and toes."

White House aides told reporters they
could not recall a more intelligent or profound statement by the
president.

thats great
.

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