Re: Krutchless Kelly SOL
- From: joker4153@xxxxxxxxxxx
- Date: 9 Dec 2005 20:47:53 -0800
Damn, now I flat gotta go! Sweaty runaways (Joni?!? When did Dad let
you get a 3rd nosering, girl?) Hell, I been looking for an excuse to
break out my last little vial of acrid patchouli oil, although I would
have done that for the Kimock shows, anyway.
Meanwhile watch what you speak here, son. You WERE spotted riding that
stolen stingray bike across the Panhandle wearing a too-short plaid
wool skirt like the girls at Our Lady of Perpetual Misery all wear. One
word, Sweets: dilapatory creams. And white shirt with skinny tie and
salsa stains? Dave, Dave, Dave. And I heard there was two scruffy kids
running right behind you, throwing shit. Was that Scratch and Sniff, or
the original owner of that bike?
Say high to Steve for me and my friend. Steve knows her. ( See, true
story, I thought I might have to pop the Master in the face when they
got back from the Zero Hawaii tour back in 98. Dude was carrying her
suitcase off the plane for her! All smiley rock star charm and shit.
But she swore nothing happened and the guy is too short to sucker
punch, anyway. But I almost did anyway, just because I knew a guitar
samurai such as Steve could never hit me back and bust his digits on my
jaw. I could of had a free shot at his mug! But I digress. And I hate
violence, right?) Anyway, save me a dog bag from the meet and greet
dinner with Steve and the boys. I do envy you this: I guarantee you're
gonna see and hear more from my old friend Martin Fierro than I will
over that weekend! That and all the Sting covers you can eat.
But I won't argue with someone who thinks Sonoma County's #1 O.G., J.C.
lives in Marin.
Now if you'll EXCUSE me, The Love Boat Christmas Marathon is in the DVD
player and I got a bottle of Kahlua that won't make it to the company
xmas party.
Larry
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