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They're showing Modern Times on Turner Classic Movies right now.

Hmm, maybe if I watch it, I will have a totally new and enlightened
understanding of the album. lol.

That's what I thougth about reading Moby ***. That it would take me
to a whole new level of understanding of Bob Dylan's 115th Dream. I
never finished it. I started it on speed, read a whole lot, then got
tired of it, and never picked it up again.

Rachel

Dear Bob,

How's it goin' old man? What are doing? Sitting around smoking cigars?
lol. Getting blown? Working on Chronicles?

How old are you now? Like, 85 or something? I think maybe I should
find somebody a little younger. I don't even want to find anybody. I
like being, to quote a Dylan, "my own girl."

I'm a very big girl now. lol.

I'm going to start going to the gym, my trainer said next week, and
that I am ready. I might run into Madonna. My trainer says she goes
there, too. (amongst others, who shall remain nameless.)

I had a dream about being a lesbian last night. lol. I didn't want to
do it. It was like I was supposed to be with this woman, actually, it
was Alison Janney, it was so weird, we were on a bus, and I didn't
want to do it. I didn't want to be a lesbian. I didn't want to eat her
***. I don't even like my own vagina, I just use it, because it's
there. I like *** all the way. Anyway, then, in the dream, it turned
out she was an expert on Judaism, and could teach me everything I want
to learn, and I was really swayed, like, omg, she could give me
everything I want in life (learning about Judaism), but then I thought
about it, and I was like, no way, I still don't want to eat her (or
anybody's) ***.

That was my dream.

Weird, huh?

Love and get a life,
Rachel

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