Re: Worst joke Bob ever told?



On Mar 12, 10:40 pm, kerry <dylanfo...@xxxxxxxxx> wrote:
OK< I too have been reading everything on rmd and feeling like it is a
bit tense here ,(which totally makes me afraid to write anything as I
really started off in this group putting my foot in my mouth and could
see myself getting busted again!!) so to take a lighthearted moment,
is anyone interested in sharing the "worst" (here meaning "corny" but
in a cute way) joke they have ever heard Our Man tell in concert? I
remember two in particular that I love to tell others who don't know
much about Bob to share how endearing he really can be. One was "I
used to know a girl who was SO egotistical her name was Mimi" and the
other was at a really weird place in Paso Robles, California at
something called the Mid-state Fair where it was mostly country boys
and girls (or "hicks" as we not so nicely call them in my neck of the
woods, but please don't get mad at me for that!) who knew hardly
anything about Bob. Bob told this joke about Stuart bringing home a
pig from the fair and keeping it under the bed, and when someone asked
wasn't he worried about the pig smelling, Stuart said it was OK, he
(Stuart) had taken a bath (meaning, if I don't sound clear that Stuart
thought the person was asking if he was worried that the pig itself
could be smelling something unpleasant, not the other way
around...)...OK< I am not the best joke teller, it probably lost
something in my translation, but it was quite cute and very corny the
way Bob told it!
Anyone else????


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