Re: Rachel's New Blog

Dear Mr. Dylan,

How did you like my collages from the other day?

Rachel

Dear Mr. Dylan,

The only reason I call you Mister is to make you think I respect you.

Rachel

Dear Mr. Dylan,

Just kidding. I respect you.

Rachel

Dear Mr. Dylan,

You are just using me for material.

Rachel

Dear Mr. Dylan,

Please call me. I have to talk to you. I have important information to
give you concerning the end of the world. lol.

Rachel

Dear Mr. Dylan,

To you, I'm just another hysterical fan, huh?

Rachel

Dear Mr. Dylan,

You are happy, and you know it. You have an incredible life, and to
say that you are not happy is disrespectful to G-d, and a slap in His
face for all the blessings he has so generously bestowed upon you. You
are going to Hell.

Rachel

Dear Mr. Dylan,

I think you are delusional, as well. There is no G-d.

Rachel

Dear Mr. Dylan,

I know I'm not good enough for you. I can't make you happy. I am
really boring, and fat, and lazy, and selfish, and rude, and you
wouldn't like me much, anyway. It's better this way. Please take care
of yourself.

Love,
Rachel

Dear Mr. Dylan,

It doesn't matter about me, anyway. I wasn't cut out for the happily
ever after life anyway. I'm Jewish.

Rachel

Dear Mr. Dylan,

I would have been highly intelligent, and sane, if my ancestors
weren't raped by Vikings.

Rachel

Dear Mr. Dylan,

I'm a hand-me-down.

Rachel

Dear Mr. Dylan,

You must be very proud of your family. You did a good job. :)

Love,
Rachel

Dear Mr. Dylan,

Will you be my daddy? Haha, just kidding. LOL!

Bob, I have no self-respect.

Rachel

Dear Mr. Dylan,

It never would have worked out between us anyway.

Rachel

Dear Mr. Dylan,

I am socially backwards.

Rachel

Dear Mr. Dylan,

I am fatter than I have ever been in my whole life, and I don't care.

Rachel

Dear Mr. Dylan,

You're too hot for me.

Rachel

Dear Mr. Dylan,

You are too famous.

Rachel

Dear Mr. Dylan,

Thank you for ruining my life.

Rachel

Dear Mr. Dylan,

I really couldn't care less.

Rachel

Dear Mr. Dylan,

I'm in a bad mood, and can't think of anything good to say. I'm
getting another cup of coffee.

BBL

Rachel



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