Re: Rachel's New Thread

I don't wanna be The Hysterical Bride anymore.

I mean, I just don't even wanna post on the Internet anymore.

I think it's the Internet that is driving me crazy. I'm not sure, but
I think it's the Internet. When I said Bob Dylan was responsible for
my mental illness, that was actaully a joke, in case you couldn't
tell. I wasn't being serious.

Is it really the Internet that's driving me crazy?

I think I need to be all alone, but then maybe I would seriously go
totally insane. I think I would go totally schizophrenic. What do I
need? What do I need to be heatlhy and happy? Who's got the key? Does
anyone know? I feel so sorry for myself. What a fucking loser I am.

I've got a few friends, though.

Life totally sucks.

Am I drunk yet?

Not quite.

Am still doing bottle number 2 of exotic berry wine cooler.

I seriously wish I had drugs. If they were clean. Can't get clean
drugs anymore. Even the clean ones make me sick.

I'm sorry.

I know these posts are garbage. Like someone once said, they belong in
a psychiatrist's office.

Now seriously, what does this mean?

Can a psychiatrist help me?

Will he cure me?

What the hell is wrong with me?

Somebody bring me Bob Dylan's head on a platter.

No, I said that wrong.

That defeats the whole purpose.

I meant to say, somebody get me Bob Dylan, and I said it that way, but
then he'd be dead, and like I said, that defeats the whole purpose.

What would I do with Bob Dylan?

Why do I want him?

Hello Bob Dylan.

How do you do!

Thank you for coming!

LOL!!!!

Oh G-d, it's so crazy.

Leave me alone, Boob Dylan.

Seriously, leave me the *** alone, I am too crazy for you!

He don't even read this ***.

But I pretend that he does.

Ok, I don't really know.

Do I care?

I know that I am too crazy to care. It doesn't matter. I am so fucking
crazy I can never be with anyone, I just want to be all alone, no,
that's not true, but I just feel too gddmnd crazy to be with anyone
else.

I can not relate.

I am sick.

I'm a sicko.

Psycho fat chick.

Truly psycho crazy insane fat chick.

That should be my new name.

I need a break.

Bye.


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