Re: On the meaning of Dylan lyrics...

On Sep 12, 10:08 am, Bernie Woodham <birnhamw...@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
One day, a blonde named Sally was putting together a puzzle. She was
really stumped and very frustrated, so she decided to ask her husband
for help.

"It's supposed to be a tiger!" Sally cried.

"Honey," said Dan, "Put the Frosted Flakes back in the box!"

This reminds me of a story about a blonde on a plane--don't recall her
name--who was sitting up in first but she had a coach ticket.
Apparently the stewardess told her she had to move and she refused.
She said something like, "my ticket says Chicago and I'm not moving
from this seat 'till we get there." And she wouldn't move--at all--no
matter what the attendant said. But the attendant really HAD to move
her because a) she hadn't paid for this seat and b) it was someone
else's seat. So the attendant went to get some muscle. The pilot was
brought in. He asked the attendant to leave him and the lady alone
for a few minutes. They spoke quietly and suddenly, as if struck by
lightning, the woman grabs all her stuff out of the overhead storage
and just flies to the back of the plane. The attendant couldn't
believe it and she asked the pilot what he said to her: "Captain,
what did you say to her?" The captain just shrugged and said, "I told
her that first class doesn't go to Chicago."

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