Re: Rachel's Place II

Dear RMD,

What the fuh is wrong with Google these days? I mean, a post is on the
board, but when you try and open it, it's just not there, and for way
too long, too. It's very annoying.

I am just writing to say that the pizza idea went bust because he said
it would take an hour, and I am seriously feeling a little light-
headed. This doesn't happen often at all. It was just the way I ate
today, and I just wasn't hungry, and then took my meds, and it doesn't
feel that great.

Oh, how I wish I could be a normal person and control myself, and eat
like three normal meals a day, exercise, and have a life.

There's something wrong with me, and it's all Bob Dylan's fault.

No, just kidding.

Maybe he could save me.

Dear Bobby,

Will you please stop what you are doing and drop everything and
abandon your family and all your responsibilities and come live with
me and take care of me? You can leave your ego at the door.

Thanks.

Rachel

P.S. Just kidding. I was trying to be as pathetic as I could muster up
in order to burst out laughing. It didn't work. (Not because what I
wrote is what I really want, but because I wasn't meek and mild
enough, and I couldn't stand it, I finally had to conclude with
something obnoxious.)

Dear Bob,

Please give up your happy life and come to me and worship me so I can
be inspired and happy again.

Thank you.

Rachel




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