Re: Musical Humour

Carrie Lyons wrote:


IVES EFFECT: the child develops a remarkable ability to carry on several
separate conversations at once.


LOL!  I've crossed paths with a few like that.


AND THEN OF COURSE, THE CAGE EFFECT -- CHILD SAYS NOTHING FOR 4 MINUTES,
33 SECONDS. PREFERRED BY 9 OUT OF 10 CLASSROOM TEACHERS.

I guess I had the 10th teacher - I always used to get comments that I was too quiet and didn't participate in class enough.

Here's some more music humour :-)

Squeaking and squawking
All eyes roll to the heavens
The clarinet speaks

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One beat to change from
Harmon to cup to bucket
Hey, who wrote this s**t?

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Gig is going well
Some one requests "In the Mood"
I look at my watch

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Gorgeous chick tells me
"You sound just like Kenny G"
My ego shatters

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Three-eight, eleven-eight
Damn you Andrew Lloyd Webber
Five-eight, seven-eight

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The woodwind doubler
Practicing the piccolo
Frustration defined

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Bad intonation
Strings are sharp and reeds are flat
Brass too loud again

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Bassoons forever
Try in vain not to sound like
A farting bedpost

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The strings slowly tune
When they're done the unison
Are anything but

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--
Winter is icummen in,
Lhude sing Goddamm.
Raineth drop and staineth slop,
And how the wind doth ramm!
Sing: Goddamm.
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