Re: OT: humor

On Apr 29, 3:45 pm, Tashi <michaeltha...@xxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
On Apr 29, 8:35 am, doug <hogrid...@xxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:



Three men - a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and a southern
gentleman are
all working together one day.

They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.

'I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes in total',
says
the Genie.

The Canadian says, 'I am a farmer and my son will also farm. I want
the
land to be forever fertile in Canada .' POOF! With the blink of the
Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever fertile for farming.

Osama was amazed, so he said, 'I want a wall around Afghanistan ,
Palestine
, Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Americans or Canadians can come
into
, our precious land.' POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye,
, there was a huge wall around those countries.

The Kentuckian says, 'I am very curious. Please tell me more about
this
wall.' The Genie explains, 'Well, it's about 5,000 feet high, 5oo feet
thick and completely surrounds the country. Nothing can get in or
out;
it's virtually impenetrable.' The Kentuckian sits down
cracks a beer, lites a cigar, smiles and says, 'Fill it with water.'

Doug$hart..... what's the difference between you and a bowel of
yogart?

MT

the one person I thought would reply to a little humor was the big
idiot of the group, tshit
.

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