More musings about the state of this group

As predicted, my most recent post in which I evaluated the denegration
of this newsgroup since my so-called departure generated a response
from many that was oh so predictable and served to prove my intial
point.
Without contributions from me, this group ultimately reverts to it's
base state of off topic political swaggering, the empowerment of
trolls by responding to them and no real musical content other than
the occasional newbie "what's your favorite Beatles song" post. As
many have already guessed, I never really left the group. Yes, I
posted a "I'm leaving" post (which of course I have scolded others for
making in the past when they announced their own departure) however I
stayed to watch the replies to that post with great interest. I wanted
to see how you dregs of society would reply to the shattering news of
my alleged depature. Naturally, the usual suspects replied right on
cue like Pavlov's dogs to an audible stimulus. In fact, I printed out
and saved many of those replies so that, at a later date, I could
ejaculate onto them while envisioning Miley Cyrus holding my small,
grape-sized testes in the palm of her hand and whispering words of
orgasimic encourage such as "you go Eric! You're so big and popular on
usenet". More on that later. As many have probably already deduced, I
never left. Proof of this fact can be seen below. I have copied my
post from earlier this week and will paste it below to prove that I
never left. Here it is:

"Took a perverse look at what's left of RMB today. Phew. It didn't
take
long, did it?

Musical content severely dwindled, except for trainspotting threads
from
the myopic guitar-tab set.

<Note that I took the time to tabulate several posts to arrive at the
above conclusion>


Rich, Dale, the gruesomely resurrected "nowhere man" and others
feeding
political trolls so tirelessly that the newsgroup may never be rid of
crossposted flamewars again.

<And of course a heaping helping of my own trollish posts in which I
became so rabid earlier this year that I had to "leave" the group
because I was outnumbered and made a bigger fool of myself than I ever
have in the past.>



Iben, onstage everywhere. Also gorging on attention.

<Notice me giving him even more...do I even think before I type?>


Cancer still hoping to twist every thread into what she
euphemistically
pretends is "discussion" about Yoko, as opposed to "incessantly
rehashing a demonic, fact-spinning obsession which desperately calls
for
psychiatric treatment." While at the same time, she quietly hopes
that,
amidst a renewed barrage of virulent lunacy from "BabaOhReally,"
people
will forget she was showering this vulgar troll with fawning adulation
in the recent past.


<And let us not forget my own hateful words toward her in which I not
only insulted her religious beliefs but I also insulted her physical
appearance even though I've never seen Gay in person....of course I've
had gay up my stretched out anus...by the way, another man's erect
phallus is much more rewarding in my *** chute than a lubricated roll
of nickels and it copsts about the same.>

Exclamation-pointing manic-depressive AllaBest is back on his meds and
has returned to hawk his masturbatory YouTube links, and everyone
except
maybe the "bellyflute" guy pretends it's *not* ludicrous to see him
casually return from "leaving forever" for the umpteenth time.

<Just as silly as my own "I'm leaving" announcement earlier this year.>


Traffic way way down, even *including* the crossposted garbage.
Dropped
by over half in February after I left, and only rising slightly since
then due to all the political swill. People using legitimate
newsreaders
can filter out crossposts and lose, what, 60% of the posting volume?

Beyond the dependable satirical flair of "MC hammered," maybe the only
bright spot is seeing BPJimmy grow up and leave his Yokotard-ism
behind.
Consider him brusquely booted from his former YT stature.


<And consider me wishing to toss his salad with my tongue post shower
of course.>



Privately, I think some of you have realized how much *good* content
you
lost when I left.


<At least in my diseased mind I feel that you should>


Not to mention losing a vital cog in the
checks-and-balances system against all the indulgent nonsense.

<Or the loss an *** of such voluminous porportion as I am, that
some semblance of rationality actually returned to this group>



Later, and sorry about the reality check. I trust this post will
produce
the usual theatrical frenzy of exchanged reassurances (and one-star
Google ratings, of course). Yeah, yeah, yeah.


There. I have said my piece and have set the record straight (which is
something I'm not of course. I am as gay as Rip Torn's scrotum.)
In summary:

1.) This group is nothing without me.
2.) I am a liar and a hypocrite. It's rather obvious my ego and rabid
sense of self importance would not allow me to leave.
3.) I applaud the "MC Hammered" posts even though they are trollish in
nature and I've already stated that this group should not indulge
trolls. The rules are different for me you see. I simply like these MC
Hammered posts because they make sport of Mister Charlie who outed me
for the troll that I, Eric B. am and proved that I am such a ***
that I must shove cotton up my nose to stop it's monthly bleeding.
4.) I am still completely obsessed with Fattuchus and have actually
wasted moments of my life researching her every post to the point of
public embarrassment.
5.) I want to have anal sex with Dale. He paid me a compliment. I know
he did. I read it when I "left" the group. Again.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

poisoned rose

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