My will

Since AKKK has promised to kill me in a blinding sneak attack, I feel it is
important that my will is properly executed, no pun intended. So, without
further ado, here's is my last will and testament:


LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT

THIS IS THE LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT of me, FVH.

1. I HEREBY REVOKE all wills and testamentary dispositions of every
nature and kind whatsoever by me heretobefore made.

2. I NOMINATE, CONSTITUTE, AND APPOINT, my friends, Pam and Cristy , to
be the sole Executor and Trustee of this my Will. If he is unable or
unwilling to act, I THEN NOMINATE, CONSTITUTE AND APPOINT, Josh "J-Ho"
Howard, to be the sole Executor and Trustee of this my Will.

3. I GIVE, DEVISE, AND BEQUEST all my property of every nature and kind
and wheresoever situate, including any property over which I may have a
general power of appointment to my said Trustee upon the following trusts,
namely:

a) To use his or her discretion in the realization of my estate, with
power to my Trustee to sell, call in and convert into money any part of my
estate not consisting of money at such time or times in such manner and upon
such terms, and either for cash or credit or for part cash and part credit
as my said Trustee in his or her absolute discretion may decide upon, or to
postpone such conversion of my estate or any part or parts thereof for such
length of time as he or she may think best, and I hereby declare that my
trustee shall have a separate and substantive power to retain any of my
investments or assets in the form existing at the date of my death at his or
her absolute discretion without responsibility for loss to the intent that
investments or assets so retained shall be deemed to be authorized
investments for all purposes of this my Will.

b) To use his or her discretion in making elections with power to make
all such elections as he or she shall deem in his or her absolute discretion
to be in the bestinterests of my estate as a whole, and specifically, and
elections as may be necessary under The Income Tax Act and the provisions
thereof from time to time in force.

c) To make any division of my estate or set aside or pay any share or
interest therein, either wholly or in part, in the assets forming my estate
at the time of my death or at the time of such division, setting aside or
payment, and I declare that my trustees shall, in their absolute discretion,
fix the value of my estate or any part thereof for the purpose of making any
such division. setting aside or payment, and their decision shall be final
and binding upon all persons concerned. In fixing the value of the assets of
my estate, I direct my Trustee to keep an even hand and I direct them to
take into account not only fair market value of capital property but also
its adjusted cost base.

d) To make a distribution of assets according to the items of this my
Will if, in their opinion, there is no further liability for any taxes even
though they have not obtained a clearance. My Trustees may, if they consider
it advisable, make any such distribution, and as a condition for so doing
shall have the right to ask for and receive signed indemnification from the
beneficiaries to whom any such distributions are made.


e) To pay my just debts, funeral, and testamentary expenses, and all
estate, legacy, succession and inheritance taxes and duties (if any),
whether imposed by or pursuant to the law of any domestic or foreign
jurisdiction whatsoever, that may be payable in connection with the property
passing (or deemed to pass by any governing law) on my death or in
connection with any insurance on my life or in connection with any gift or
benefit given or provided by me either in my lifetime or by the survivorship
or by this my Will or any Codicil thereto, and whether such taxes and duties
payable in respect of estates or interests which fall into possession at my
death or any subsequent time; and I hereby authorize my Trustees to commute
or repay any such taxes or duties.

f) To pay or transfer the residue of my estate to my friends, Pam and
Cristy, for their own uses absolutely.

g) provided that if my friends, Pam and Cristy, should die before
myself, to give that share in equal portions to Josh "J-Ho" Howard, at the
time of my death, for his own use absolutely.

4. I DECLARE that in this my will the term 'trustee' or 'trustees' and
all references thereto shall (where the context so permits) mean and include
the Executor, the Executrix, the Executors, the Trustee, the Trustees for
the time being hereof, whether original, additional, or substitutional, and
shall be construed accordingly.

5. If any person shall become entitled to any share in this my Estate
before attaining the age of majority, the share of such person shall be paid
to the parents, or parents, or trustee, or guardian (as the case may be) of
that person, in trust for that minor; and the receipt signed by that parent,
or parent(s), or trustee, or guardian (as the case may be) shall be
sufficient to discharge my trustee of his or her obligations under this my
will.

IN TESTIMONY WHEREOF I have to this my Last Will and Testament written
upon this and the preceding pages of paper, subscribed my name this 10th day
of August, A.D. 2009.

SIGNED, PUBLISHED, AND DECLARED by the said Testator as and for the
Testator's Last Will & Testament, in the presence of us, both present at the
same time, who, at the Testator's request, in the Testator's presence and in
the presence of each other, have hereunto subscribed our names as witnesses.

FVH

Shawn Marion
witness


Terrell "T.O." Owens
witness

FVH
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