Re: Should I buy a handgun before Jan. 20, 2009?

On Sep 29, 8:39 pm, "David T. Ashley" <d...@xxxxxxxx> wrote:

But if you're up close and personal, just pull the pin on a grenade
and stuff it down his throat as he begins dining. At least you'll have
a bear rug to spread in front of the fires.

Far easier said than done.  You've been watching too many movies.

And you're (still) an idiot, Dave.

(A) Although it would obviate the need for meat tenderizer,
practically *nobody* these days carries hand grenades while hunting.
(Fishing is a different story.)

(B) It was an obvious joke.
.

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