Re: I HATE BEAVERS!

In article <4403D073.A913C9B9@xxxxxxxxxx>,
"Michael R. Kesti" <mrkesti@xxxxxxxxxx> wrote:

Venture Rider wrote:

Well, since you asked...

I had to walk home from work today because an accident caused havoc on
one of our bridges and the buses were just not coming. It was freaking
cold today. Man oh man does winter suck. And man do I need to ride.

Anyway, I got to thinking, had the beavers not been so abundant in
this area of the world, and if they didn't have such nice and warm and
water repelling fur, and had this nice, warm, hydrofuge fur not
fetched such a lovely price on the fur market, well, my ancestors
would have kept right on going, now, wouldn't have they? And they
would have settled somewhere a warmer, wouldn't have they? And I
wouldn't be suffering this cold, crappy, frozen hell on earth that we
call "winter", now, would I?

Stupid, furry little bastards. I really, really hate those furry
little bastards!

A typical lefty, he blames his woes on his ancestors and animals rather
than accept responsibility for himself and move somewhere more to his
liking. Next thing he'll want is an entitlement to compensate him for
his suffering and then, regardless of whether he gets a turn at the
government teat, he'll work out a way it was the right's fault all along.

Well, it is. The Hudsons Bay Company were, after all, right-wing businessmen who
set up the fur trade to begin with.

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