Re: Epicenter of Crime and Terrorism?


Chuck Rhode wrote:
> BobN wrote this on Tue, 31 Jan 2006 12:09:11 -0500.

> > Well, he could have said that, but he has a brain.
>
> Oh, I could tell you why the ocean's near the shore ....

What, were you personally defenestrated by Lord Baden-Powell?

The window, the window,
the second story window,
if you don't sing a nursery rhyme,
we'll throw you out the window!

(recited)Mary had a little lamb,
its fleece was white as snow
and everywhere that Mary went,
she threw it out-
the window, the window
the second story window

And a boy's best friend is his mother.

While looking out a window, a second story window
I fell and broke my eyebrow on the pavement, the pavement
A snakes belt fits 'cause he has no hips
And his waistline is just below his neckline

Peeping through the knotholes in Grandpas' wooden leg
Why do they build the shore so near the ocean, the ocean?
Go get the Listerine, sister wants a beau
And we hope that grandma's teeth will soon fit Jenny

They spanked hm with a shingle, which made his panties tingle
'cause he went and socked his baby brother
Go get the axe there's a flea on the baby's ear
We feed our baby garlic so we can find him in the dark
And a boy's best friend is his mother

Grandma, get off the stove -
You're too old to ride the range
If I'm a moron, you're another!
And a boys best friend is his mother!

Presents make the heart grow fonder
Peroxide makes the hair grow blonder
Christmas comes but once a season
My father shot a horse, without a reason...
Bang! Bang! Ne-e-e-i-i-i-gh!

The window, the window....
Fell from a window, a second-story window
Stubbed my eyebrow on the windowsill
Go get an axe, there's a flea in baby's ear
And a boy's best friend is his mother

Lookin' through the knothole on Grandpa's wooden leg
Who will wind the clock when I am gone?
Go get a flea, there's an axe in baby's ear
And a boy's best friend is his mother

Sittin' on a buzzsaw, a rotatin' buzzsaw
Why is the ocean near the shore?
Why's there a T in baltimore?
Why do flies come through the door?
Why does an apple got a core?

Because, because, because...
A boy's best friend is his mother

But who put the "ape" in apricot?
Enquiring minds want to know.

.

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