Re: Where's those korean Sickles?

piddy wrote:

> BTW, I can't see a Chinese motorcycle selling
> in the states under any circumstances.

Isn't there a Red Chinese copy of a Soviet copy of the BMW?

Sean

Russian Communism
You have two cows. You have to take care of them, but the government
takes all the milk. You steal back as much milk as you can and sell
it on the black market.

Pure Socialism
You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn
with everyone else's cows. You have to take care of all of the cows.
The government gives you all the milk they think you need.

Cambodian Communism
You have two cows. The government takes both and shoots you.

Lots more at http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/You_have_two_cows
.

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