Re: sturgis
- From: "frito" <frito1@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Thu, 8 Jul 2010 11:56:44 -0500
"Andy aka Big Stinkie" <"andy at bigstinkie dot com"> wrote in message
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On 7/7/2010 4:23 PM, The King wrote:
Does anyone know which cell phone carriers work in the Sturgis area.
Last year i paid 10 cents a minute for collect calls to check in and
that ain't going to happen this year.
"Real bikers" will not go to Sturgis. They will be at Eddie's. Cell phone
service is fine where Eddie lives. Even if you have one of those fancy
phones you can get great service there. (North east, OH) I do not have a
fancy cell phone. It is very plain and essentially just receives calls and
allows me to make calls. It is not that I dislike like fancy cell phones,
or that I do not want one, but they are quite expensive for what I do with
them...which is receive calls and make calls. Some of my friends have
phones that are called Blackberrys. Another one of my friends could not
afford a Blackberry, so he bought a Dingleberry. What a piece of shit
*that* was. Dingleberries are what hang on dog butts, especially dogs with
long hair. One day my beagle was acting very skittish and scooting around
on her butt. This was completely out of character for her. She was
normally a very calm animal with an easy-going demeanor. She had serious
eyes, though. They were the dog version of Clint Eastwood's eyes when he
would glare at someone with a mean looking squint. Clint Eastwood's squint
is legendary. His best squint was in the movie, "Pale Rider," when he was
talking to the owner of the gold mine. He gave the owner his mean squint,
which obviously bothered the gold mine guy. But anyway, we are talking
about my dog's butt, not Clint Eastwood's squint. So my beagle didn't have
long hair and I suspected something else was wrong with her other than a
dingleberry. As I got close I noticed something coming out of her butt,
and it didn't appear to be the normal substance that came out of her
butt...namely dog shit. Hmmmmm. I got a paper towel and held her down.
Then I grabbed the protruding bit of mystery substance. Simultaneously,
she got loose and ran off and I pulled a complete wash rag out of her
butt. She ran about 10 feet, stopped, turned around...and squinted at me!
I swear she had a stub of a cigar in her mouth as she squinted at me, and
I thought I heard the the theme song from "The Good, The Bad, And The
Ugly" off in the distance. Lucky for me she did not have a 6-shooter or
she may have taken a shot at me. But even if she did have a gun, she could
not have used it because dogs do not have opposable thumbs.
Andy aka Big Stinkie BS#252 SLOB#3
I ain't snipping any of Franks diatribe.
Some guys I know told of a similar story that happened when they were kids.
Seems their dog was running around the yard with part of a bread sack
hanging out of it's ass. The older one of the two got a hold of it, at
which time the dog had had enuff and broke to run. At that time the entire
bag was pulled from the dogs ass and slapped the younger brother right
across the face. Sometimes timing is everything. The little brother, to
this day, still gets pissed if someone mentions the tale.
--
"frito"
Fred Snetzer
'01 FLHT
TOMKAT
IBA #10549 BS #162
http://eddiekieger.com/
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