Serious CDC warning announced today

Very important information has just been made public that I think is
something you should all be aware of: Gonorrhea Lectim. The Center for
Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of this old
The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim. It's pronounced "Gonna re-elect

The disease is contracted through dangerous and high-risk behavior involving
putting your cranium up your rectum. Many victims contracted it in 2008
...... but now most people, after having been infected for the past 1-2
years, are starting to realize how destructive this sickness is.

It's sad because it is so easily cured with a new procedure just coming on
the market called Vo-tem-out! You take the first dose/step in 2010 and the
second dosage in 2012, and simply don't engage in such behavior again,
otherwise it could become permanent and eventually wipe out all life as we
know it. Several states are already on top of this like Virginia and New
Jersey, and now Massachusetts, with many more seeing the writing on the
wall. Please pass this important message on to all those bright folk you
really care about.