Re: my new favorite tee vee show

Would it be sick if someone thought she was kinda hot?


"Mike W." <outofthe@xxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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> On Fri, 06 Jan 2006 08:51:23 -0700, IdaSpode <not@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
>
>>On Fri, 06 Jan 2006 10:17:04 -0500, Mike W. <outofthe@xxxxxxxxxxxx>
>>wrote:
>>
>>>On Thu, 05 Jan 2006 15:14:00 -0700, IdaSpode <not@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
>>>wrote:
>>>
>>>>On Thu, 5 Jan 2006 15:34:13 -0600, "optaylor"
>>>><optaylor@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>Yeah I know what ya mean .... I saw Martha Stewart in a bikini....GAWD
>>>>>thanks I just puked on my keyboard\
>>>>
>>>>Yeah, she's a little past her prime physical appearance phase, but...
>>>>
>>>>What guy wouldn't want this woman?
>>>
>>><raising hand>
>>>
>>>> She is wealthy, intelligent, knows
>>>>the stock market (almost), knows how to cook really well and enjoys
>>>>doing it, can order the correct wine at the FooFoo restaurants, knows
>>>>the value of tools, has her own tools and knows how to use them,
>>>>doesn't mind getting her hands in the dirt, has a green thumb (wink,
>>>>wink), dogs are okay inside,
>>>
>>>After having dinner with Plassmann over Christmas and hearing his
>>>disgusting story of..... I can't say it.... What do you mean, "dog's are
>>>ok
>>>inside"?
>>
>>Sorry, poor sentence structure, the implied end to that statement was
>>inside "the house".
>
> <wiping brow>
>
>>I suppose it could have been construed to imply
>>the "inside of the dog" is okay, which is probably correct, but not
>>what I intended... (is the cat keeping up with this thread?)
>
> As long as we're starting out '06 without a Martha version of The
> Aristocrats, I can eat.
>
>>
>>It's hard to guess what the disgustiing part of the story was, but
>>should the implied end have been something more like:
>
> Hmmm.. I've purged much of the detail in favor of appreciating my own
> horror at what my fellow man appreciates. But it was related to a farm
> (spa?) where tourists could... luxuriate... with their favorite animals. I
> think he said it was somewhere near Tim.
>
>>
>>Dogs are okay inside the stew pot.
>>
>>Dogs are okay inside the oven, cooked slowly at 325 degrees for 2
>>hours.
>
> I'm not kidding when I note I am in *awe* of how you know this ***.
>
>>
>>>>she's handy around the house, likes to
>>>>paint and wallpaper, can take a half gallon Maxima Super-M bottle, a
>>>>handful of old spark plugs, two frayed clutch cables, and a set of
>>>>bent handlebars and come up with a spectacular centerpiece for your
>>>>Annual Easter Brunch. What more could a man want?
>>>
>>>You left out she has a special insight into "chicks in prison" movies.
>>>Still.. she's got that whole Nazi thing going for her personality-wise
>>>imo..
>>
>>Now you've conjured up a vison of Martha in jodhpurs, with knee high
>>boots and a riding crop, a little hitler style mustache, barking out
>>orders to her minions, a large crowd, holding up soup ladles, chanting
>>"und die ist eine gute Sache" (and that is a good thing).
>
> GROSS!!!! I just added a Barbarella shirt to that.... KILL ME NOW!!
>
> M
>
>>
>>DJ
>
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