Re: my new favorite tee vee show

On Fri, 06 Jan 2006 08:51:23 -0700, IdaSpode <not@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:

>On Fri, 06 Jan 2006 10:17:04 -0500, Mike W. <outofthe@xxxxxxxxxxxx>
>wrote:
>
>>On Thu, 05 Jan 2006 15:14:00 -0700, IdaSpode <not@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
>>
>>>On Thu, 5 Jan 2006 15:34:13 -0600, "optaylor"
>>><optaylor@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
>>>
>>>>Yeah I know what ya mean .... I saw Martha Stewart in a bikini....GAWD
>>>>thanks I just puked on my keyboard\
>>>
>>>Yeah, she's a little past her prime physical appearance phase, but...
>>>
>>>What guy wouldn't want this woman?
>>
>><raising hand>
>>
>>> She is wealthy, intelligent, knows
>>>the stock market (almost), knows how to cook really well and enjoys
>>>doing it, can order the correct wine at the FooFoo restaurants, knows
>>>the value of tools, has her own tools and knows how to use them,
>>>doesn't mind getting her hands in the dirt, has a green thumb (wink,
>>>wink), dogs are okay inside,
>>
>>After having dinner with Plassmann over Christmas and hearing his
>>disgusting story of..... I can't say it.... What do you mean, "dog's are ok
>>inside"?
>
>Sorry, poor sentence structure, the implied end to that statement was
>inside "the house".

<wiping brow>

>I suppose it could have been construed to imply
>the "inside of the dog" is okay, which is probably correct, but not
>what I intended... (is the cat keeping up with this thread?)

As long as we're starting out '06 without a Martha version of The
Aristocrats, I can eat.

>
>It's hard to guess what the disgustiing part of the story was, but
>should the implied end have been something more like:

Hmmm.. I've purged much of the detail in favor of appreciating my own
horror at what my fellow man appreciates. But it was related to a farm
(spa?) where tourists could... luxuriate... with their favorite animals. I
think he said it was somewhere near Tim.

>
>Dogs are okay inside the stew pot.
>
>Dogs are okay inside the oven, cooked slowly at 325 degrees for 2
>hours.

I'm not kidding when I note I am in *awe* of how you know this ***.

>
>>>she's handy around the house, likes to
>>>paint and wallpaper, can take a half gallon Maxima Super-M bottle, a
>>>handful of old spark plugs, two frayed clutch cables, and a set of
>>>bent handlebars and come up with a spectacular centerpiece for your
>>>Annual Easter Brunch. What more could a man want?
>>
>>You left out she has a special insight into "chicks in prison" movies.
>>Still.. she's got that whole Nazi thing going for her personality-wise
>>imo..
>
>Now you've conjured up a vison of Martha in jodhpurs, with knee high
>boots and a riding crop, a little hitler style mustache, barking out
>orders to her minions, a large crowd, holding up soup ladles, chanting
>"und die ist eine gute Sache" (and that is a good thing).

GROSS!!!! I just added a Barbarella shirt to that.... KILL ME NOW!!

M

>
>DJ

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