Re: my new favorite tee vee show

On Fri, 06 Jan 2006 10:17:04 -0500, Mike W. <outofthe@xxxxxxxxxxxx>
wrote:

>On Thu, 05 Jan 2006 15:14:00 -0700, IdaSpode <not@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
>
>>On Thu, 5 Jan 2006 15:34:13 -0600, "optaylor"
>><optaylor@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
>>
>>>Yeah I know what ya mean .... I saw Martha Stewart in a bikini....GAWD
>>>thanks I just puked on my keyboard\
>>
>>Yeah, she's a little past her prime physical appearance phase, but...
>>
>>What guy wouldn't want this woman?
>
><raising hand>
>
>> She is wealthy, intelligent, knows
>>the stock market (almost), knows how to cook really well and enjoys
>>doing it, can order the correct wine at the FooFoo restaurants, knows
>>the value of tools, has her own tools and knows how to use them,
>>doesn't mind getting her hands in the dirt, has a green thumb (wink,
>>wink), dogs are okay inside,
>
>After having dinner with Plassmann over Christmas and hearing his
>disgusting story of..... I can't say it.... What do you mean, "dog's are ok
>inside"?

Sorry, poor sentence structure, the implied end to that statement was
inside "the house". I suppose it could have been construed to imply
the "inside of the dog" is okay, which is probably correct, but not
what I intended... (is the cat keeping up with this thread?)

It's hard to guess what the disgustiing part of the story was, but
should the implied end have been something more like:

Dogs are okay inside the stew pot.

Dogs are okay inside the oven, cooked slowly at 325 degrees for 2
hours.

>>she's handy around the house, likes to
>>paint and wallpaper, can take a half gallon Maxima Super-M bottle, a
>>handful of old spark plugs, two frayed clutch cables, and a set of
>>bent handlebars and come up with a spectacular centerpiece for your
>>Annual Easter Brunch. What more could a man want?
>
>You left out she has a special insight into "chicks in prison" movies.
>Still.. she's got that whole Nazi thing going for her personality-wise
>imo..

Now you've conjured up a vison of Martha in jodhpurs, with knee high
boots and a riding crop, a little hitler style mustache, barking out
orders to her minions, a large crowd, holding up soup ladles, chanting
"und die ist eine gute Sache" (and that is a good thing).

DJ
.

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