Re: Life's quandaries

Think of it as good exercise while waiting for spring. Remember to lift
with your legs and not with your back. Alternatively, you can tell the
neighborhood kids that you lost a bunch of money out thar in the
driveway last night and came out here this morning and everything is
covered in snow. Show tham a couple of wet dollar bills and go back
into the house. You remember the old trick your uncles pulled on you
when you were young? The one where he pulls a quarter out of your ear?
Do the same but with the snow. If you need it cleared right away pull a
fiver out. Old and Wise Fart

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