Re: Mike W. Corner

Thanks Scrape!

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>On Sun, 30 Oct 2005 05:43:49 GMT, scrape <scrapeNOTHANKS@xxxxxxxxx> wrote:
>
>Raggie the Dragon Slayer had a long-standing obsession to nuzzle the
>beautiful Queen's voluptuous breasts, but he knew the penalty for this
>would be death.
>One day he revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio the
>Physician; the King's chief doctor. Horatio the Physician exclaimed
>that he could arrange for Raggie the Dragon Slayer to satisfy his
>desire, but it would cost him 1,000 gold coins to arrange it. Without
>pause, Raggie the Dragon Slayer readily agreed to the scheme.
>The next day, Horatio the Physician made a batch of itching powder and
>poured a little bit into the Queen's brassiere while she bathed. Soon
>after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense. Upon being
>summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this incident, Horatio the
>Physician informed the King and Queen that only a special saliva, if
>applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and that tests
>had shown that only the saliva of Raggie the Dragon Slayer would work
>as the antidote to cure the itch.
>The King quickly summoned Raggie the Dragon Slayer. Horatio the
>Physician then slipped Nick the Dragon Slayer the antidote for the
>itching powder, which he quickly put into his mouth, and for the next
>four hours, Raggie worked passionately on the Queen's voluptuous and
>magnificent breasts. The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and
>Raggie the Dragon Slayer left satisfied and was touted as a hero.
>Upon returning to his chamber, Raggie the Dragon Slayer found Horatio
>the Physician demanding his payment of 1,000 gold coins. With his
>obsession now satisfied, Raggie the Dragon Slayer couldn't have cared
>less and, knowing that Horatio the Physician could never report this
>matter to the King, shooed him away with no payment made. The next
>day, Horatio the Physician slipped a massive dose of the same itching
>powder into the King's shorts.
>
>The King immediately summoned Raggie the Dragon Slayer...
>
>>>Protocol is of UTMOST importance.
>>
>>But, of course.

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