Re: hurricane report

On Wed, 31 Aug 2005 11:18:30 -0600, "dlevy" <comp@xxxxxxxxxx> wrote:

>I had the joy of flying commercial which ended up taking longer than
>driving. Guess who doesn't like to fly in my airplane? Guess who will now
>fly by themselves commercially to some crappy vacation shithole?

Hey.. I was in first class last Tues coming home from CA and it sucked so
bad I handed in my United Mileage Plus card when they asked for trash. I
can't begin to recount the torture.

Would it be more accurate now... with the benefit of hind sight... to leave
out the word "vacation" from the above phrase?

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>Have you ever had the joy of spending a day at some stupid mega fun plex
>from 9 am to 3 pm in Texas at the end of August? These people need to get a
>life and I need to get a brain. There were probably 20,000 lewzers at this
>mega fun plex. There was not one single pretty woman. Who are the geniuses
>that thought black asphalt was appropiate for mega fun plex in the desert?
>Mega fun world is a reason to have nuclear capabilities. Even my little
>girl wasn't impressed.

Maybe it should be downgraded to a killa fun plex.

We can pick on this place all day, but the fact that it is in *Texas* had
to be your first clue. In the end, it was your call to sink the heartbeats
into the place. Texas is the epicenter of stupid *** (no offense). That
big fucking mirror they built in Dallas that lets me drive into the sun
BOTH ways anytime I'm stupid enough to take a meeting there. The "art
galleries" where the local aficionados can walk in and ask for some "blue
art" and nobody blinks. I actually had dinner last night at the Texas
Roadhouse because my daughter likes the chicken there. Every time I get to
the door of that place, I consider voluntarily blinding myself so can't see
that TOTALLY GAY and embarassing-to-the-species line dancing BULL*** they
all do every time some homo timer goes off. *** Texas. You should have
known.

That said... I usually credit Texas with having the prettiest women in the
country, so I guess you really paid the price.

Now.. if your last name was Williams, you'd be doomed to returning to that
shithole for at least the next 25 years, so no matter how much I crap on
you for this lapse in judgement, you're really better off than at least one
guy.

Mike


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