Re: hurricane report

I had the joy of flying commercial which ended up taking longer than
driving. Guess who doesn't like to fly in my airplane? Guess who will now
fly by themselves commercially to some crappy vacation shithole?

Have you ever had the joy of spending a day at some stupid mega fun plex
from 9 am to 3 pm in Texas at the end of August? These people need to get a
life and I need to get a brain. There were probably 20,000 lewzers at this
mega fun plex. There was not one single pretty woman. Who are the geniuses
that thought black asphalt was appropiate for mega fun plex in the desert?
Mega fun world is a reason to have nuclear capabilities. Even my little
girl wasn't impressed.

"dlevy" <comp@xxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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>I had a long diatribe about my vacation and the power surged. Crap. San
>Antonio is for people who like shiny things.
>
> "Mike W." <outofthe@xxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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>> On Wed, 31 Aug 2005 08:20:41 -0600, "dlevy" <comp@xxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
>>
>>>I was on vacation in San Antonio (please stick a pin in my eye so
>>>something
>>>interesting could happen).
>>>
>>>Anyway, things are bad in N.O. The local government is requested small
>>>boats to go to N.O. to rescue people. Huge military helicopters and
>>>airplanes are flying over my house all night.
>>>
>>
>> I might need one of your choppers. A plastic patio chair seems to have
>> blown over in the remnants of Katrina.
>>
>> Wait... you didn't evacuate to San Antonio.. you consciously picked it
>> for
>> a _vacation_? Lost opportunity... Why didn't you come up and visit me...
>> I'd have given you a tour of the most violent city the US while setting a
>> world record for how many times a guy can say "***" during a cup of
>> coffee. I'd have let you drive my Lexus (hopefully into a fucking bridge
>> abutment) and reload for me when we were downtown. You could sit on my
>> XR.
>> You could get to know me and show the other dipshits of the world that
>> I'm
>> not a hateful self-centered uncaring piece of ***. Think of 413 next
>> time
>> you need a vaca... it'd be better for me.
>>
>> Mike
>>
>>
>
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