Re: hurricane report

On Wed, 31 Aug 2005 11:07:16 -0600, "dlevy" <comp@xxxxxxxxxx> wrote:

>I had a long diatribe about my vacation and the power surged. Crap. San
>Antonio is for people who like shiny things.

There appears to be no bottom to this well of tragedy.. the other chair has
blown over. I'll be waiting on the roof.

>
>"Mike W." <outofthe@xxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
>news:bugbh1taloprf8gctgvfpsu67vift5en5b@xxxxxxxxxx
>> On Wed, 31 Aug 2005 08:20:41 -0600, "dlevy" <comp@xxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
>>
>>>I was on vacation in San Antonio (please stick a pin in my eye so
>>>something
>>>interesting could happen).
>>>
>>>Anyway, things are bad in N.O. The local government is requested small
>>>boats to go to N.O. to rescue people. Huge military helicopters and
>>>airplanes are flying over my house all night.
>>>
>>
>> I might need one of your choppers. A plastic patio chair seems to have
>> blown over in the remnants of Katrina.
>>
>> Wait... you didn't evacuate to San Antonio.. you consciously picked it for
>> a _vacation_? Lost opportunity... Why didn't you come up and visit me...
>> I'd have given you a tour of the most violent city the US while setting a
>> world record for how many times a guy can say "***" during a cup of
>> coffee. I'd have let you drive my Lexus (hopefully into a fucking bridge
>> abutment) and reload for me when we were downtown. You could sit on my XR.
>> You could get to know me and show the other dipshits of the world that I'm
>> not a hateful self-centered uncaring piece of ***. Think of 413 next time
>> you need a vaca... it'd be better for me.
>>
>> Mike
>>
>>
>

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