Re: CERN Black Hole Generator Online Soon


Some experts fear that the risk of operating the LHC disproportionately
outweighs anything science might gain from this experiment. It is not
possible to know what the outcome of the experiment will be, but even CERN
(the European Organization for Nuclear Research) scientists concede that
there is a real possibility of creating destructive theoretical anomalies
such as miniature black holes, strangelets and deSitter space transitions.
These events have the potential to fundamentally alter matter and destroy
our planet.

Oh, you have no idea!

I have actually been sent from the future to prevent the LHC from
being completed, in order to save mankind from the unimaginable horror
that it will cause... the problem is, time travel technology depends
on knowledge gained from the LHC, and so every time I succeed in
stopping it from running the result is that I stop myself from going
back in time and stopping it from running...

Just so you know, it is not mini black holes, strangelets, or de
Sitter space... the thing ends up opening a doorway to the seventh
dimension, and giant super-intelligent seven-dimensional rabbits come
out and enslave the world with telepathic powers.

Yeah, we were surprised too.
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