Re: Underarm deodorant in the Dojo


"Wayne Dobson" <nospam@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message news:W11jk.53794$Gb2.35736@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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Still can't get over the fact you're illiterate, can you?

You still don't get that everyone is aware that you are full of
***. Everyone knows that human beings make typos. It's a common
understanding shared by humans from this planet. You are the
only robot in here, unaware of this.

I know the difference between a typo and poor grammar, syntax,
punctuation and spelling.

No you don't.

Oh yes I do, and you parade your ignorance daily.

You don't know how to categorise "parts of speech", what "informal speech" is, nor do you understand the meaning of "proper noun", which you don't understand needs to be capitalised.

Moron....I've forgotten more about this than you'll ever know.

I challenged you when you stupidly asked me what category certain words came under. I had to explain to you that for most words, the category which it falls into, can only be determined by context.

Is your entire life full of imaginings, or just when you stumble home from the local, full of lager and crisps and come here?

Then there was the "informal speech" debacle, where you argued with an established fact, because you couldn't find a web site to correct your ignorance.

Before the advent of the web, you should have made the effort to read books.

I won't even mention the "coup-de-gras" faux pas, where you attempted to offset the embarrassment of your deficient understanding of English by making an ass of yourself in French. Ooops! I said I wasn't going to mention that.

You can join me in Paris in September and find out for yourself. I'll even fly over to London and you can show me your 'killing zone'.

Now there's an offer too good to refuse, and I await your utter denial.

Fer chrissakes man, get an education and stop whining.

Get your own lines, bitch!

Before making claims to own the language, perhaps you should learn
to use it coherently.

Not the language, just the lines, bitch!

Nah, you don't own them, either.

Your compliments regarding my spelling are making me blush.

It's not your spelling. Your spellchecker does that.

I keep telling you I don't use one. That you don't believe me is
amusing and flattering.

You lie.

Thanks again for the compliment!

You didn't even have the sense to gradually improve your spelling. It just happened suddenly. One minute, spelling errors all over the place; the next, perfect spelling.

Dumbass! Have you read every post I've ever written? That's a 13+ year history on here and other usenet groups.

You do realise that the paragraph above (that *you* wrote) contains a grammatical error, don't you? But the spelling is perfect. Hahaha...

Does it? I don't sub-edit my own copy so I really wouldn't know.

Like most humans, I make errors, usually because I'm in a hurry, as I have a very active and busy life.

Your errors OTOH are fundamental ones, speaking loudly of your ignorance and poor grasp of English.

In any case, take a look at the forum heading. This is a martial
arts forum, not an English grammar forum. Have you ever thought
of studying a martial art, so that you could say something
pertinent to it, rather than side-tracking with this sort of
nonsense? It'll likely never happen, but it is a thought.

I've studied many martial arts and seem to have developed some
proficiency in all of them.

You have *seem* to have developed some proficiency? Are you sure? Hahaha... You're such a dumbass.

I'm modest, and frankly have nothing to prove, especially to the likes of you - an anonymous wannabe who can't even find the stones to say what martial arts he supposedly does. But I'm more than happy to show you my proficiency if you doubt it.

I have listed the names of those arts, those who have been and are
my trainers/coaches, all easily verified.

Did you get a black-belt for being a dilettante?

Nah, I got a black belt for knowing how to *** up 'tards like you.

You could also ask some of the people on rm-a who know me and have
trained with me.

Is this a ***-muncher referral?

Why... are you looking for one? But yeah.....let's ask the question...."Who here has trained with Wayne Dobson?"

Oh...I see only one hand raised.....yours.

LOFL!!!

Now, how about you do the same, if you can.

Nah, I don't munch butts.

Your abject avoidance duly noted.

GDS

"Let's roll!"

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