Re: new fight show reveiw



SPORTfighter wrote:
Ok, finally broke down and saw the new show, the fight sport, or
whatever it's called.
It's on Krav Maga, great i think watered down mma.
I was wrong.Krav is FAR worse than I thought.
First off they spend a long time with the whole "being on the bottom
on the street is death" crap.In fact I counted it said 4 times, and
gave up counting after 5-10 minutes.
Yet at no point do they try to actually prove this, nor do they do
much in the way of explaining how to avoid this, which of course
grapplers are best at(avoiding ground) yet they dont seem to think so.
Then they show moves, one is the headlock counter
1) fondle the guys package
2) come over his forehead and rake his eyes.
I call bull***.
Why not simply take back and choke em out?
Why not do like a chair throw tito-ish powerbomb where they go
shoulders donw on the pvement?
Thats me thinking like a grappler again.
Just grab balls.
Ive seen 100's of vale tudo events and challange matches where thats
allowed.I have never seen it work well.And incapaciting an enraged
attacked fighting for his 60 virgins? Well maybe if he's neekid you
can get his nuts, but if hes got undies and pants on is just isnt
easy.And not real effective.I never saw it work well anyways.I mean
this isnt funniest home videos it's a fight.

----It worked well for Kimura on the street, but, he was a mediocre grappler........;^)

http://www.judoinfo.com/kimura2.htm
I was standing at the end of a line of 60 or 70 people waiting for a train at the Mukae-Machi station (near Kumamoto city, Kumamoto prefecture, Japan), and was reading a paperback. Suddenly, 4 MP men passed through the line nearby me forcibly. When I turned my eyes to them, I found them shouting, "Jap, Jap" repeatedly. One of them grabbed the Japanese man at the front of the line by the collar, pulled the Japanese man toward him. He then made a ring with the pointing finger and the thumb, and struck the nose of the Japanese man with the flipped pointing finger with full force. The man covered his nose with his hands, and stooped down from the pain. The MP men did this to everyone on the line one by one including women. When someone did not stoop down, they delivered another strike. My turn was approaching. While I was wondering about what to do, my turn came. One of the MP men extended his arm trying to grab my lapel. I struck his hand with full force. Their facial expression changed suddenly. The four MP men surrounded me and took me to the middle of Nagaroku Bridge nearby the station. This was not an ordinary fight to me. I had to win this fight to defend the honor of judo. One of them suddenly threw a right straight at my face. I blocked the punch with my left arm, and kicked him in the groin with full force. He crumbled on the spot. When I turned back my head, another huge MP extended his arms and attacked me trying to grab me from behind. I then hit his right arm hard with knife hand, and then threw him into the river by Seoi-nage. The other two were watching this scene in amazement, but charged at me one by one. I delivered a head *** into the face of the third man. He was knocked out. I disposed of the last man by squeezing his balls with full force. Ever since I was in junior high, I have been called Master Groin Squeezer, and had absolute confidence in this technique.





----works even better for an elderly Chuck Bronson:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=268F5osfi8c


(incidently i know youll think its bull***, but one of my studnets
was in a streetfight last night and won by spinning the guys foor
around, but again, know youll think im lying so ill leave it at that)

----I'm sure you'll think Kimura was lying as well....
.