Re: Dr. Haha Lung (your opinion please)

Shuurai wrote:
I would like your professional opinion of this individuals work.

Utter bull*** that can be entertaining if you take it lightly.

Being an amature myself I am drawn to these flamboyant titles and need
an objective opinion of professionals such as the members of this
group.

If you're looking to be entertained by obvious nonsense then you might
get a chuckle out of those books. If you're looking for serious
martial arts you're better off avoiding them, and really anything that
says "Ninja" on the cover.

http://www.thinkgeek.com/books/humor/783f/

Everything You Always Wanted to Know about Ninjas

Written by Ninja expert and enthusiast Robert Hamburger, this book represents a lifetime of collected knowledge. Pouring over all available resources, Mr. Hamburger has pieced together a comprehensive guide to the artist of death we know as “Ninja.” From basic facts to details regarding Ninja history and culture, this book leaves no facet of Ninja lore undisturbed. You will learn all you need to know to embrace the way of the Ninja and eventually become one yourself. Ninjas are cool; and by cool, we mean “totally sweet.”

Here are some Ninja facts from the book – tidbits, if you will, to whet your appetite:

* Ninjas are mammals.
* Ninjas fight ALL the time.
* The purpose of the Ninja is to flip out and kill people.
* Ninjas fly all the time…not like birds, but more like hovercrafts….
* In the olden days, ninjas would develop their strength by wrestling with dogs, playing video games, and just plain hanging out. Fortunately, not much has changed.



I'm just trying to find someone other than an middle-aged unmarried
Batman flake who takes ninjutsu seriously.
Good luck with that then.. Actual Nj teachers don't usually advertise in BB mag.. ;)

Strangely enough, unlike ninjutsu Batman is actually real.

And lastly, is "Haha Lung" this guys real name or something he named
himself after he had a vision during a cigarette break at his 12 step
program?

The proper thing to do when writing a lot of bull*** books would be
to make up a bull*** name. Just sayin'

Remember.. the desired result is "cosmic joy".. if you invest everything you own to seek it out, then the cosmic joy is on you... (shamelessly stolen from dilbert)
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