Re: stuff

some stuff i seen

A chinese restaraunt had an english sign advertising "fried blood".

Maybe it was for Chinese vampires?

A guy was walking his dog, it was a beagle or something. It has a pink
balloon tied around it's body like lavar in revenge of the nerds. It
was REALLY gay looking.. wtf???

I hate seeing clothing on dogs. There is a lady who lives near me who
has this little boxer that she puts a sweater on all the time. Every
now and then it'll try to scratch and it'll get a claw stuck in the
sweater. Funny as hell, but sad.

English textbooks with entire pages of stuff like "Fred has a large
pencil. I have two balls. My balls are very big" (I couldn't believe
it when I saw this book)

Jack and Jill went up a hill, both with a buck and a quarter. Jill
came down with two fifty.

A guy riding a bike in a woman's dress. He's something of a local
celebrity. No one knows who he is (I don't think they want to) but you
see him every now and then, riding around.

There used to be a guy around here who'd walk around in drag. Really
tall black guy, with a mustache. The walking around drag part was
strange enough, but a mustache?

A soda pop can - "SARSparilla" (note: "parilla" was in very small
characters). I don't know how they missed that one...

It is part of a secret conspiracy to spread SARS around the world.
It's a good thing you noticed it. I'll have the guy who did the
graphics liquidated.

A pig guarding a driveway. It was standing there in the middle of the
road, looking around. When the guy came home the pig would step aside,
then go back to his post.

When you say "pig" are you referring to the four-legged animal, or are
you using a derogatory term for a cop who was doing some part-time
security work?

4 or 5 wild dogs waiting for the light to turn green and then crossing
the street.

Which is even more strange when you realize that dogs cannot see
color.

A kid bursting into tears and repeating over and over he didn't want
any papaya juice. I don't know why he thought people were trying to
give him papaya juice.

It was a pre-emptive tantrum.

Since this is all just rambling, I have one of my own. Why is it that
people are so fucking stupid when it comes to stopped escalators? The
other day I was getting on the Metro and the line was ten times longer
than usual, and it was because the escalator was stopped. It wasn't
even that people were just walking slowly down the thing... people
were actually pausing at the top and staring at it like they'd never
seen anything like it. And then they'd slowly walk down. One lady
actually went down sideways clutching the railing for dear life.
WTF? If the escalator isn't moving, THEN IT'S STAIRS!



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