Re: Shaolin Ninjitsu: A WAY OF LIFE


Grandmaster Sensei Shaolin wrote:
Dear Reader,
So many people on rec.martial-arts and other martial arts discussion
forums make such a big deal about Brazilian Jiu Jitsu and grappling
being so great. These armchair grapplers claim that all a Brazilian
Jiu Jitsu practicioner or wrestler needs to do is a double leg takedown
to take the fight to the ground. Well, I have developed and perfected
a system to defeat the grappling-types and gutless armchair grapplers
that you may encounter on "the street"? or on the internet.

It's called Shaolin Ninjitsu©.


Why study that when you can learn Ninjitsu Shaolin? Calvin the Great
perfected this art achieving the unprecedented level of 99th dan.
There is no need for a three year contract. We will beam the knowledge
into your mind through osmosis. You can be a black belt right now - no
waiting. Have your credit card ready. Operators are standing by.

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