OOB is being Microphone.
- From: "Manuel Ortega" <raydog33@xxxxxxxxx>
- Date: 9 Jan 2006 01:28:17 -0800
My name in Manuel Ortega and I also had one of those out of body
experiences and I went and got some hypnotherapy, it's seems that I
was taken up in a beam of light and the Aliens he implanted a devise in
the head of my penis.
I would heard them Alien broadcast at night coming from the head of my
penis and I tried hard to get my ear close to hear them Alien messages.
But I was breaking my neck because I couldn't stretch that far and
now I am wareing the neck brace.
I told ask friend Paco if he be listening the Alien transmitter in my
penis for getting the alien messages and writing them down. He's
saying not doing cause is sin before Jesus and Virgin Mary!
So I be paying whore to listen and write what is saying them aliens,
and she be saying that Aliens be come down cause they wanting sex with
human men, I saying I not believing this cause is sin before Jesus and
Virgin Mary, she say it costing same no matter what I wanting her to
say!
So I be having enough of Alien devise in penis and I trying to get it
out by putting a stick in my penis but this hurting my helmet!
So I asking doctor for taking out transmitter but he saying it costing
a lot of money!
So in end I keeping devise cause aliens they abducting me and saying if
I be interfering with space technology they removing an inch from my
penis and not be having sex with me again!
So be this a warning if you have a out of body experience it not being
God, Virgin Mary and baby Jesus it Aliens implanting so they can be
having a microphone when's having sex with men's.
Manuel Ortega
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