Re: Lobster
Jerry B. Altzman wrote:
Sorry. Somethings are just too damn ugly to eat.
//jbaltz
When I was a kid, my uncle who they made live in my room, after his
gangster days were over and he was straight and narrow, and a royal pain
in the ass if I say so, used to bring them home. He wasn't even as
religious as we, and we weren't much either.
A whole pot of them he brought and my mother didn't know what to do,
with the five things thrown into the boiling water.
One of them got my mom good, and wouldn't let go.
"Stop squirming mom, I can't grab him with you screaming and moving like
that..."
Never had them in the house again..... kind of behavior modification
sort of thing.
Mark
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