A timely reminder of Kramers stupidity.
- From: LarbGai <larbgai@xxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Fri, 18 Jul 2008 04:49:37 -0700 (PDT)
*******This is a top 20 list if ravings of the deluded one from Chiang
Mai.
If this doesn't prove him to be a nutcase beyond all doubt nothing
will.
In no particular order..........
**Here's my top 20 collection of his quotes:
1) "There is a very fine line between 'hobby' and 'mental illness, and
most
likely many of us have already crossed it... "
2) "Whenever I go into a Walmart's or K-Mart, I hear voices too!! I
wonder
if I'm going to be the next religious icon?"
3) "Actually, my mobile phone almost takes better photos than my
working
camera! God knows it has almost as many setting for it! I still can't
figure
the damn thing out!"
4) "I grew up in the US during the 'cowboy and Indian' TV shows and
movies.
I learned my ethics and morals from Roy, Gene, Hoppy, and The Cisco
Kid."
5) "Being so thin, yet powerful, gives me lots of ideas for uses. I'm
going
to fill my front pockets with them [magnets] and take a walk through
the bar
district. Every bar girl with braces will be drawn right to my crotch
without my even having to flash a 100 baht note! By the time I pass
three
bars I should have about 15-20 girl's faces pasted to the front of my
pants.
What can my wife say? "It wasn't me, Dear. It was the magnets!""
6) "I like cheap CD's for that [slashing]. The cheap ones snap in two
and
leave razor sharp edges and a point at each end, but are still allowed
onto
planes as carry-on. Fit right into the same open pocket as my reading
material."
7) "If you want to make fun of me, that's fine. I'm here to deal with
it. If
you wish to call me names, that's your prerogative, and causes no harm
to
anyone. It's not an attack on an entire culture. It's only an attack
on me,
and does no damage."
8) "In fact, besides being bald, I also shave my head. This is not
the
reason for wearing the hat. The hat and vest have become very
recognizable
trademarks for me, and serve as walking advertising everywhere in
Thailand
at no extra cost to me. Pure marketing, and very effective. Even when
walking into the Radisson Hotel in Bangkok on Tuesday, the concierge
greeted
with; 'aren't you the photographer from Chiang Mai?'"
9) "Crazy people really make you crazy."
10) "Hey, knives are kind of like women. No matter how beautiful, no
matter
how sexy, no matter how intelligent, there is always 'someone' out
there
who's tired of putting up with her crap while others are just chomping
at
the bit waiting their chance."
11) "I CAN be a good friend. I am NOT a good enemy.... "
12) "Fortunately, northern Thailand is a photographer's paradise, and
I live
at the last stop of the rail line running north. Beyond this there
be
dragons!"
13) "I've offered to pick them up at the airport many times. I've
posted my
name, address AND phone number before. I'll make the same offer to
you. Just
let me know when you are coming and I'll be happy to pick you up at
the
airport too. But remember this. I don't do school yard brawling. If
you want
to fight me, please understand I will assume that you are attacking my
life.
I will NOT be trying to 'shut your mouth.' I will be trying to kill
you."
14) "Thanks for bringing balance and harmony back into my life!" -
(testimonial to hollowtop.com)
15) "You might have sliced off his nose and tried to show him that
your dog
wouldn't eat it because he really wasn't hungry.... That would have
been my
first inclination. I probably wouldn't do it (unless it was late at
night
and really dark...) but I'd sure as hell want to!"
16) "I say let's all move to Utopia. Screw this world."
17) "I don't fight if I don't have to. But I don't back if a fight is
needed."
18) "I don't pay attention to guns any more. I leave that to the
wannabe
soldiers who like to pose for pictures with them."
19) "I'm good, I know it, and I have no need for false humility. I'm
proud
of who and what I am. And even prouder of what I'm becoming."
20) "I had to put up $100,000.00 in escrow just to get the Thai
government
to grant me a business license, tax number, and work permit. Start-up
costs
are a bitch here!"
******* Show us trolls where we posted anything as stupid as that
little lot.
Every one is an unretouched statement from the pen of Steve Kramer and
every one is there for all to see on the net.
.
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