Re: Chas.... sharpening skiving knives?

On May 29, 11:14 pm, "s...@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx" <SteveKram...@xxxxxxxxx>
wrote:
Suggestions?

Steve Kramer

Just when I think I've read the stupidest post ever, you go and post
another. You should offer your posting style to hospital operating
theatres as a highly-effective alternative to unconsciousness-inducing
medications.

If your brain matter was axle grease, there wouldn't be enough in your
head to grease the dynamo on a lightening bug's ass. You must have a
very large brain to hold such a vast amount of sheer ignorance. If you
knew what you're talking about, you'd be dangerous. To quote Thomas
Brackett Reed: "They never open their mouths without subtracting from
the sum of human knowledge."

You light up a room when you leave it. No doubt your life is so dull,
that you can actually write your diary one week in advance. You are
validating my inherent mistrust of strangers. Maybe you wouldn't be
such a Jerk-In-The-Box if that pimple on your ass hadn't turned out to
be a brain tumor; if your weren't so fat that all the restaurants in
town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy: 80 Patrons OR You.", or
if you didn't have a face designed exclusively for radio. No, come to
think of it, you would.

To sum up: you are about as smart as your rubber bow tie and two left
shoes suggest, Bozo. Now, go curl back up in your corner, and continue
chewing on your toenails.

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