Sister Mary Ann
Sister Mary Ann, who worked for a home health agency, was out making her
rounds visiting homebound patients. When she ran out of gas. As luck would
have it, an Exxon Gasoline station was just a block away.
She walked to the station to borrow a gas can and buy some gas. The
attendant told her that the only gas can he owned had been loaned out, but
she could wait until it was returned.
Since Sister Mary Ann was on the way to see a patient, she decided not to
wait and walked back to her car. She looked for something in her car that
she could fill with gas and spotted the bedpan she was taking to the
patient.
Always resourceful, Sister Mary Ann carried the bedpan to the station,
filled it with gasoline, and carried the full bedpan back to her car. As she
was pouring the gas into her tank, two Baptists watched from across the
street.
One of them turned to the other and said, "If it starts, I'm turning
Catholic
.
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