A Lesson in Responsibility - Keep your promises
- From: Ablang <HilaryDuffPerfectWoMan@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Wed, 27 Jul 2005 22:19:42 -0700
Nick the Dragon Slayer had a long-standing obsession to nuzzle the
beautiful
Queen's voluptuous breasts, but he knew the penalty for this would be
death.
One day he revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio the
Physician, who was the King's chief doctor. Horatio the Physician
told Nick
the Dragon Slayer that he could arrange to satisfy his desire, but it
would
cost him 1,000 gold coins to arrange it. Without pause, Nick the
Dragon
Slayer readily agreed to the scheme.
The next day, Horatio the Physician made a batch of itching powder and
poured a little bit into the Queen's brassiere while she bathed. Soon
after
she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense. Upon being
summoned to
the Royal Chambers to address this incident, Horatio the Physician
informed
the King and Queen that only a special saliva, specifically the saliva
of a
Dragon Slayer, if applied for no less than an hour, would cure this
type of
itch.
The King quickly summoned Nick the Dragon Slayer. Horatio the
Physician then
slipped Nick the Dragon Slayer the antidote for the itching powder,
which he
quickly put into his mouth, and for the next hour, Nick
worked passionately on the Queen's voluptuous and magnificent breasts.
The
Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and Nick the Dragon Slayer
left
satisfied and was touted as a hero.
Upon returning to his chamber, Nick the Dragon Slayer found Horatio
the
Physician demanding his payment of 1,000 gold coins. With his
obsession now
satisfied, Nick the Dragon Slayer couldn't have cared less and,
knowing
that Horatio the Physician could never report this matter to the King,
shooed him away with no payment made.
The next day, Horatio the Physician slipped a massive dose of the same
itching powder into the King's shorts. The King immediately summoned
Nick
the Dragon Slayer...
MORAL OF THE STORY:
Keep your promises.
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