Re: Works of Fiction and Electomagnetic Pulses

Previously on rec.humor.oracle.d, One_Pierced_One said:

Uh...no. Not quite, but almost entirely unlike that. In my story she
never takes a job as a bicycle courier, she's an erotic dancer who has a
heart of gold, and her weakness isn't tryptophan supplements, but a
need for regular injections of hot man chowder on her face or else her skin
turns into scales belying her true identity has half giant-lizard with
advanced technology she keeps on her toolbelt that always seems to have
just the right techno-gadget readily at hand for any situation and she has
a boyfriend who is a viking(misplaced in time)his struggle as he sort of
fits in with this world in his beautifully manly (and handsomely stupid)
way working as a cashier in a small convience store in New Jersey and
befriending the wacky locals like the two guys who stand in front of store
fast talking strangers as they aimless go through life but one of them is
actually a robot who is very depressed due to faulty wiring in his emotion
circuits who was abandoned here with the Viking in a strange temporal
whirlpool through which other amusing characters from history sometimes
drop in on the action causing much hiliarity and hijinks with four of them
(Ghandi, Hitler, Nixon, and King George III) moving into a nice
brownstone up the street (which will be a spin-off show the following
season that is a sort of mock Big Brother affair and the hijinks that
ensue when four of History's most disparate characters get together from
out of time) and later we find out that our heroine was turned into
half-lizard half erotic dancer by a freak accident when she worked for a
strange outfit in London (the name of which is WRATH D (which is actually
an anagram for a mysterious character from an almost totally unrelated
series called Dr. What (in the plot line for Dr. What gets the Noids an
organization called WRATH D haunts the good Doctor's imagination (he is
convinced they are out to destroy him, whether or not they really are is
never revealed as the distinction between fantasy and reality is so
blurred we never can be sure which is which in sort of an homage to
Jacob's Ladder)))WRATH D will later become a small series on its own that
never really makes it past the initial pilot episodes) and while she is
working for this strange shadow-world outfit she is sprayed by a giant
intelligent roach from a distant plant with some sort of bugspray (an
ironic twist that we are considered vermin by the roaches) and that bug
spray is what makes her mutate.

Beige...

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