If my grandmother had a ....

In response to a query by Leon the Unmitigated.

If have read this several ways,
- If my grandmother had a beard, she'd be my grandfather.
- If my grandmother had a ***, she'd be my grandfather.

But it all comes back to The Walrus and The Carpenter and
"whether pigs have wings." Because if pigs had wings, they
could fly.

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