Cheney Hunting Digest
- From: funny-request@xxxxxxxxxxxx (Funny Guy)
- Date: Mon, 13 Feb 2006 19:30:01 PST
Obviously, Vice President Cheney's latest adventure has people talking,
and here are the quickies that I've received. These are jokes
which are funny, but which didn't really warrant posting separately.
I post such a digest whenever I have enough entries to warrant it.
Particularly selective readers will probably not enjoy the digests, and
may want to killfile RHF jokes with "Digest" in the title - ed.
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From: marcslists@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Subject: Who did he shoot?
I read the headling "Cheney Accidentally Shoots Fellow Hunter" to my
wife. She asked "Who did he shoot". I answered "some rich Texas
lawyer".
Without hesitation, she said: "Shame he's not hunting with
Scalia any more".
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From: drdweiss@xxxxxxx (david weiss)
Subject: hmmmmm
Tough week for the administration. Scandals. Leaks. Sagging poll
numbers.
They deserve a break. I suggest Bush and Cheney take time off. Go
hunting....
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From: hinermad@xxxxxxxxxxx (David Hinerman)
Subject: Do whatever you want...
The president of Iran, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, has announced that his
nation will comply fully with the United Nations' requirements for
regular inspections of Iran's nuclear power program. Iran has resisted
such inspections recently and vowed to continue its nuclear
development work in secrecy, causing Western nations to worry that
Iran was developing atomic weapons.
"We have contacted the inspectors and invited them to inspect any
facility, at any time, and to seal or even remove any equipment or
documents they feel are not in keeping with the United Nations'
demands." said the president. "Our only request is that they convey a
message to United States Vice President Richard Cheney, that there are
no quail in Iran."
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From: tove@xxxxxxxxxxx (Tove Momerathsson)
Organization: Conceptual Frameworkers Union, Local #89
Subject: Well, Dick?
By now everybody knows that Dick Cheney accidentally shot and wounded
a hunting companion with a load of birdshot while on a quail-hunting
trip in Texas.
And this has brought Americans together like never before. Red state
and blue state alike, we're all thinking the same thing: "Dick, that
was a lawyer. Why didn't you fire the second barrel?"
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From: nicoleburgessfranklin@xxxxxxxxx (Nicole Burgess)
Subject: The Rules
This evening, Yahoo! news featured an article entitled
"Cheney Violates Cardinal Rule of Hunting."
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060214/ap_on_go_pr_wh/cheney_hunting_accident_35;_ylt=AhWwLBNevjJapHCBvy5rNA5qP0AC;_ylu=X3oDMTBiMW04NW9mBHNlYwMlJVRPUCUl
For those of you who do not hunt, that rule is "Don't shoot guys in the face."
I hope this clears up any confusion.
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